Funny T-Shirts That Shouldn’t Have Been Worn In Public

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Honestly, we’re not picky about whether you label it a whisper or a scream—just, you know, keep that little symphony to yourself when we’re around. Look, we get it, everyone’s got their bodily symphonies, and yeah, we’re all part of the same club.

But, let’s keep the mystery alive, alright? The whole “magic” thing tends to lose its sparkle if we start contemplating the sonic possibilities in advance. So, do us a solid and let the after-the-fact realization be the grand finale, okay? Appreciate it!

Written by Camille Moore

Camille has a master's degree from Saint Joseph University's Writing Studies program, and she currently works as the Writing Center Assistant Director at a small university in western Pennsylvania. Camille's writing has been published on several websites, and she enjoys writing articles and short stories in her spare time. You can follow Camille on Twitter @CamealAshley.