Golf is more than just a game of swings and putts; it’s a battlefield of etiquette and unwritten rules. Think you’ve mastered the course conduct? Think again. And if you’re new and already sweating over potential faux pas, don’t worry. Everyone, even seasoned pros, has a thing or two to learn about proper golf course behavior. So, before you tee up, check out these ten things people need to stop doing on the golf course.
Talking During Swings
Conversations on the course are great, but timing is everything. Chatting away while someone’s in their backswing is the quickest way to make enemies. Keep your voice down and save the stories for when you’re walking or waiting for your turn. Golf is a game of focus, and the sound of your latest joke might just be what breaks it.
Slow Play
No one likes to feel rushed, but holding up the entire course? That’s a big no-no. We’ve all been behind that group that takes forever to line up every putt. If you’re taking longer to play than it takes to binge-watch a Netflix series, you’re doing it wrong. Keep it moving—everyone behind you will thank you, and you might find your game improves with a little less overthinking.
Over-Celebrating
Nailing a long putt or hitting an incredible drive feels fantastic. But acting like you’ve just won the Masters every time you make a decent shot? Tone it down, Tiger! A fist pump or a little cheer is all good fun, but keep it classy. Your friends will appreciate the enthusiasm without the theatrics. Celebrate your wins, but remember to stay humble—after all, the golf gods can be fickle.
Not Raking Bunkers
Bunkers are already a golfer’s nightmare, so finding someone else’s footprints there adds insult to injury. If you find yourself in a bunker, take a few moments to rake it smooth after your shot. It’s common courtesy and keeps the course in good shape. Plus, it gives you an excuse to do something productive while cursing your luck.
Over-Analyzing Every Shot
Golf is a mental game, but there’s a line between strategy and paralysis by analysis. Spending five minutes debating which club to use or overthinking every angle can slow down play and frustrate your group. Trust your gut and go with your first instinct more often. You might be surprised at how well you do without all the second-guessing.
Not Replacing Divots
Have you ever stepped up to hit and found a crater instead of grass? That’s what happens when people don’t replace their divots. If your shot tears up the turf, take a few seconds to fix it. It’s a small gesture that makes a big difference for everyone else playing after you. Plus, it’s just good karma for your next round.
Ignoring the Dress Code
Golf might be one of the few sports where style actually counts. Showing up in jeans or a graphic tee won’t earn you any points with the club members. Dress the part—think polo shirts, khakis, and a neat cap. Not only will you look sharp, but you’ll also show respect for the game’s traditions.
Leaving Trash Behind
This one’s a no-brainer, but it still happens way too often. Don’t leave your empty water bottles, snack wrappers, or any other trash lying around. Use the bins provided or keep it in your bag until you find one. By keeping the course clean, you show respect to the environment and your fellow golfers.
Follow the Paths
When the sign says “Cart Path Only,” it’s not a suggestion. Driving your cart all over the fairway damages the course and annoys everyone who follows the rules. Stick to the paths and help keep the greens pristine. Besides, a little extra walking is good for you. Think of it as part of golf’s fitness benefits.
Excessive Practice Swings
Practice makes perfect, right? Sure, but when your pre-shot routine involves more swings than the actual game, it’s time to rein it in. The guy behind you doesn’t need a full tutorial on how you plan to hit your shot. Take a couple of practice swings, and then go for it. Remember, it’s a golf course, not a rehearsal studio.
