The salty breeze, the endless horizon—cruising feels like an escape from reality. But while the experience is priceless, some onboard and portside purchases certainly aren’t. Before you splurge, consider this: Are you paying for convenience or falling into a classic travel trap? Let’s uncover the worst buys so you can sail smarter.
Mainstream Liquor Bottles
Duty-free doesn’t always mean a deal. While the glitzy shelves may promise savings, standard liquor bottles are often overpriced. Local liquor stores back home typically offer better discounts without travel restrictions. Plus, most cruise lines limit how much alcohol you can bring onboard, making that “bargain” bottle more hassle than it’s worth.
Personal Care Products
Need sunscreen or toothpaste? Expect eye-watering prices. Cruise ships charge a premium for toiletries because they know you’re unlikely to hop off for a pharmacy run. Even ports inflate costs for desperate travelers. Pack everything beforehand—paying triple for deodorant isn’t the kind of cruise memory you want to bring home.
Overpriced Jewelry And Gemstones
That “exclusive” port jewelry store might dazzle with deep discounts, but are they real? Many cruise-town jewelers rely on impulse buys, which mark up prices while throwing in “certificates” that mean little. Avoid the temptation, or you’ll be stuck with your “dream diamond,” which is just a cubic zirconia in disguise.
Counterfeit Designer Goods
A Chanel bag for $50? If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Many ports are flooded with knockoff designer goods, some so poorly made they won’t last the flight home. Worse, customs agents can seize fake items upon return and leave you with regret and a lighter wallet.
Large Or Bulky Souvenirs
Shipping costs can exceed the item’s value, and fragile souvenirs risk damage before reaching home. That hand-carved wooden mask or oversized painting might scream “exotic,” but it might not fit your suitcase. Instead, opt for meaningful, packable mementos. Your suitcase (and stress levels) will thank you.
Cameras And Electronic Devices
Think you’ll score a high-tech camera or the latest gadget at a duty-free shop? Think again. Cruise ports rarely offer competitive prices on electronics, and return policies are often vague. Plus, warranties may not cover international purchases. Buy before your trip or risk overpaying for tech you can’t return.
Medications And Supplements
Onboard pharmacies charge sky-high prices for even basic pain relievers, sometimes tripling their usual cost. Ports may offer cheaper alternatives, but inconsistent quality makes them a gamble. A sudden headache or mild seasickness is common, so pack a well-stocked travel kit well in advance.
Timeshare Presentations
“Free lunch” or “VIP perks” in exchange for a quick sales pitch? These timeshare presentations are anything but fast. High-pressure tactics can turn a 30-minute talk into hours of relentless persuasion. Many travelers leave feeling exhausted—or worse, locked into costly contracts they regret. Your vacation time is worth more.
Fresh Produce And Plants
That exotic mango or delicate orchid may seem like the perfect souvenir—until customs confiscate it. Many countries strictly regulate agricultural imports to prevent pests and diseases. Instead of risking fines or a sad farewell at the airport, enjoy your tropical treats while you’re still on vacation.
Unregulated CBD Products
CBD laws vary wildly by destination, and what’s legal at home may be forbidden at sea. Cruise lines and customs authorities often confiscate unregulated CBD items, which leaves you empty-handed. Worse, carrying these products in some ports can land you in serious legal trouble.
